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Bloody space veggies, who do they think they are? Killing and eating is a cat's given right and nobody, not a bunch of looney lefty namby pamby whingey aliens are gonna stop me! Hell, I'd eat them; bi...
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All these sexy dollies and here I am zooming in to look at the plush kitties under the tree. I'm a sick man..... 😜 Thanks Mr F, nice to be appreciated - even though in this one Zanussi in in the way o...
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Nah, hard pass on that one, can't fit an entire human skull in my gob 😈
Wearing glasses puts Kimberleys IQ up into double figures LOL Dude, WTF? We're doing blonde jokes now? :oops: Well, ginger, but you get the idea. Darkseid help us all when Kim sees this 🏃♂️
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W85oD8FEF78 Yeah, cats rule :LOL:
Four years of hell, er sorry, divine gracefulness, you know I like you really :) Happy Birthday, Sara, from the naughty kitty 🎂
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Hey, less of the Felinist stereotypes, OK? Mind you, nothing I could bury in his garden would be any worse than most of Twatter :devilish:
"My dear boy, why don't you try ACTING? It's so much easier." - Sir Laurence Olivier You do realise Star Wars is a film, guys? :ROFL: Besides I already died for real somewhere around 2000BC and got re...
Hey, I love chaos as much as the next kitty; but this Toadstool creep is getting to be a right pain in the ass Angry (09-03-2023, 09:27 AM)the living tribunal Wrote: Don't know about zapping, but have...
I'm a Bunny Cat. "Bunny Cat"?!?!? Darkseid help us :shock: Either the Forces of Evil have spiked my food with super strength 'nip or this thread is getting even more insane than usual :ROFL: I'll stic...
get drunk. Then again, maybe no amount of alcohol is enough to process this stuff. Bunnies being polite, dolls lamenting their abode, people 'telling on' each other, public spats, and tasty carrot sti...
We have our methods. You guys like to partay? Sure ya do... Hey Karlos, you do get that we're the forces of Order in the Cosmos? Darkseid help you if Azrael sees that lot! :ROFL: Oh heck, it's too lat...
You seem ready now, though, so good luck in your quest :thumbs: Yeah, that wand's almost as good as a killsat; time for that toadstool creep to meet his maker
https://mylovedoll.uk/attachment.php?aid=401 By Darkseid, humans reallycats
Hey, watch your language, miss 'Being Human'; or you might find a 'cat got your tongue' is more than just a saying :ROFL: