Who'll carry the mail?

Tabitha : I'll carry the mail!

Glenda: "Through the farm yard?"

Tabitha: "Through the farm yard!"

Glenda: "What about the chickens?"

Tabitha: "Fuck the chickens!"

Glenda: "You'd fuck a chicken?"

Tabitha: "I'd fuck a dirty chicken!"

Glenda: "Why you filthy foul fucker! You should be tied to a tree and made to eat nothing but laxatives!"

Tabitha: "I'd shit."

Glenda: "You'd die"

Tabitha: "Then who'd carry the mail?"

Glenda: "I'll carry the mail!"

Tabitha: "Across the lake?"

Glenda: "Across the lake!"

Tabitha: "What about the fish?"

Glenda: "Fuck the fish."

Tabitha: You'd fuck a fish?"

Glenda: "I'd fuck a slippery fish."

Tabitha: "Why you slippery fucker! You should be tied to a tree and forced to eat laxatives!"

Glenda: "I'd shit."

Tabitha: "You'd die."

Glenda: "Then who'll carry the mail?"

Tabitha: "I'll carry the mail!"

Glenda: "Through the woods?"

Tabitha: "Through the woods!"

Glenda: "What about the bears?"

Tabitha: 'Fuck the bears!"

Glenda: "You'd fuck a bear?"

Tabitha: "I'd fuck a hairless bear."

Glenda: "Why you hairless, bare fucker! You should be tied to a tree and forced to eat laxatives!"

Tabitha: "I'd shit."

Glenda: "You'd die."

Tabitha: "Then who'd carry the mail?"

Glenda: "I'll carry the mail."

Tabitha: "Across the savanna?"

Glenda: "Across the Savanna."

Tabitha: " What about the lions?"

Glenda: "Fuck the lions!"'

Tabitha: "You'd fuck a lion?"

Glenda: "I'd fuck a lion's mother!"

Tabitha: "Why you lyin mother fucker! You should be tied to a tree and made to eat laxatives."

Glenda: "I'd shit."

Tabitha: "You'd die."

Glenda: "Then forget it, I'm NOT carrying the mail!"

NOTE TO THIS - When you're driving a nuke sub for months on end you get a little bored and punchy. This exchange started and kept going. One person agreed to carry the mail, the last person to carry the mail thought up the place and animal the mail carrier had to meet. The mail carrying person then thought up a modification to the animal, and the original person had to make an insult out of it. And of course the mail carrier died tied to a tree being fed ex-lax. Whoever could not think of a good response DROPPED the mail, and got a mark against them. At the end of the watch, whoever had the least marks won.
So now you got a bit of insight to the people who drive those subs. :p