Caz, Kim, Matt, & Al, guest starring Bast, in LT's Crazy Christmas
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Christmas time, misery and crime, Doom Imps spreading hate and grime;
With souls set on fire and skulls on the tree, Time to rejoice in the carnage we see!
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What! What the heck? What bloody time is it? And what in the Cosmos is that racket??
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The cause is war, total war, When the mice and rats are slaughtered;
The path of sorcery holds sway, With how many demons I can slay!!
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By Thanos, I am not drunk enough to process this. I ... oh, now I get it.
I put Azrael in charge of Christmas. I thought it would be fun.
Deity of Felis or not, you'll be cleaning the toilets for a month if you don't stop this now!
You're no fun LT. Oh well then. Right, everyone, back to normal, your Goddess commands it!
As far as 'normal' means anything around here.
Look I got you some presents. And cards. Though it looks like Al has already opened his.
Kim, my love, this is for you.
Oh LT, it's lovely! Hey, furball, LT got you this!
Love the card, Al, just what I'd do if we had a proper tree!
Don't you dare, Matt; LT got you this cool cat shaped collar, so you behave!
Azrael, Beautiful and Deadly Angel of Death, here is my gift to you. Wow, it's very long! Yeah, looks nice and thick too!
So what powerful instrument of pleasure has LT got for Azrael?
Will it cause a rush of blood to her pleasure centres?
Do Duracell make batteries that can last long enough to satisfy THE ANGEL OFDEATH LUST?
Find out in Part 2!
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With souls set on fire and skulls on the tree, Time to rejoice in the carnage we see!
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What! What the heck? What bloody time is it? And what in the Cosmos is that racket??
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The path of sorcery holds sway, With how many demons I can slay!!
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By Thanos, I am not drunk enough to process this. I ... oh, now I get it.
I put Azrael in charge of Christmas. I thought it would be fun.
Deity of Felis or not, you'll be cleaning the toilets for a month if you don't stop this now!
You're no fun LT. Oh well then. Right, everyone, back to normal, your Goddess commands it!
As far as 'normal' means anything around here.
Look I got you some presents. And cards. Though it looks like Al has already opened his.
Kim, my love, this is for you.
Oh LT, it's lovely! Hey, furball, LT got you this!
Love the card, Al, just what I'd do if we had a proper tree!
Don't you dare, Matt; LT got you this cool cat shaped collar, so you behave!
Azrael, Beautiful and Deadly Angel of Death, here is my gift to you. Wow, it's very long! Yeah, looks nice and thick too!
So what powerful instrument of pleasure has LT got for Azrael?
Will it cause a rush of blood to her pleasure centres?
Do Duracell make batteries that can last long enough to satisfy THE ANGEL OF
Find out in Part 2!
