la Maison des Jolie Filles - light version

She's gonna look hot with a bikini!

Let me guess; will it be a blue bikini ?

Or maybe the union Jack, we had flames in the last one, so who knows😯😁

I keep them spare when pretty ladies are around😉

Or maybe with a design like this?

Oh dear, both wrong :(

I used to see them advertised in Exchange and Mart but thought they might not work
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They are made out of cardbord and blur your vision so it looks like a slimmer body inside a fatter one LOL
Very clever but false advertising.

Does that costume hang on the shoulders.... or something?

Oh yes 👍🏻 😋

Yep, cross over the front and put each arm through its loop and hang from the shoulder.

Well Coco gave me mine, they are not made of Cardboard and are the latest technology. I wear them a lot and in the Kinky Boots story when Coco and I visit Mr. Franz and have a delicious curry😁

Don't know where she got them from, she never has any money😯

In fact here I am wearing them now for my latest acting part in a movie in conjunction with Lady-J and the famous Kemble movie theatre

Indeed we do China, indeed we do😁

I remember seeing that add in the back of comic books

It looks just fine to me

Along with Sea Monkeys, I thought they were real little creatures, I was disappointed when I saw them in the UK to find out they were crustations🤣🤣

And Ready for a nice squeeze🤣🤣

Well Polly that's what bums are for, especially female ones🤣🤣

Yes. But back in 1998... "After Sony Consumer Electronics' acknowledgment that its new "NightShot"-equipped Handycams can reveal what's under people's clothing, retailers around the country have been deluged with calls from consumers trying to snap up the camcorders before their "disabled" replacements begin arriving on store shelves later this month."

https://www.wired.com/1998/08/see-you-see-me/
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Perhaps we should form a "Bum Protection League" :unsure:

Well I doubt you have anything to worry about, I'll probably never meet you in person, so I'll never get to give to have a squeeze in this life anyway, maybe theres a Doll heaven where doll owners get to meet their companions as real ladies🤣🤣