This is a previous story I did a little work on. hug your dollie tight when reading 😵
Claudia
Claudia

Billy and Dave got a job cleaning out an old man's barn. OK it was only $100 each, but it was cash. Being juniors in college, it was cash to let them but the tickets for the ball game they wanted to go see and some left over for a pizza party afterwards with some of their class mates (and girls).
Dave drove his Camaro to the farm, parking near the old barn.
Getting out of the car, Bully adjusted his black plastic framed glasses and said,”It's doesn't look too bad.”Dave looked towards the house. “Here comes Mr. Peters.”
The old man walked over to the boys.“Come in, I'll show you what I want.”
Just inside the barn were a rack of tools. Mr. Peters motioned as he spoke. “I need you guys to clean out these stalled here. Pitchforks, shoves, floor brooms, are all over here. Over there's the cart. Toss all the hay and debris into the cart then take it out in back of the barn and dump it in that shallow place outside. If the stuff piles up, no big deal. I'm getting some new livestock for the nephew this next week, and I need these stalls cleaned out.”
“You got it, Mr. Peters,” Dave said and brought the cart over to the first stall.
Billy grabbed a pair of pitchforks and gave Dave one. They got to work tossing old hay into the cart.
They worked at it a while, then Billy screamed and flailed.
Dave watched him flail back and bump into the wall. Wide eyed, Billy pointed and yelled, “It's a body!”
Stepping closer to where Billy was pointing, Dave eyed the woman figure Billy had partially uncovered. He saw the tangled blonde hair and the blank face and one shoulder.The cloth of her shoulder was ripped, but so was the shoulder itself. Not all the way through, but deep enough Dave saw metal underneath.
He let out a relieved chuckle. “It's fake, some kind of manikin,” he said with a grin. “Billy, she's not real.”
Billy paused his frightened panting and came a bit closer. “Sure looks real.”
“It's not. Help me clear the hay away so we can get it in the cart.” Dave said.
Billy went over and lifted the form up, Dave cleared hay and debris from around it. As he lifted the form up, the head tilted his way. He looked into the sky blue eyes, then at the full chest and slender arms.
“Hey, loverboy, need help getting it up?” Dave chided.
Billy blinked and looked at Dave.“She's beautiful. We can't just throw her away like trash.
”It's broke,” Dave said flatly.
Billy pulled the woman shape up and dragged it out of the stall and sat her gently in the corner. He eyed her a moment, then went back to cleaning out the stall.
Dave shook his head and went back to work too.They got one stall cleaned out, and had the next one mostly finished when Mr. Peters came out to see how they were doing. He checked the first stall, then eyed their progress on the second one.
:Nice job so far boys,” he said happily.
Dave only replied with a “thanks”
Billy pointed to the corner and asked, “Did you want to keep her?”
Mr. Peters looked back confused. His eyes settled on the doll propped up in the corner. “No, got no use for her.”
“Then can I have her?” Billy asked quickly. “I'll even pay you for her.”
Dave cast Billy a look of shock.
Mr. Peters grinned at Billy. “I take it you want Claudia? I'd forgotten she was in here.”
“Her name's Claudia?” Billy asked eagerly.
“Yup. Used to belong to my brother. He died a while back. Claudia's not in the best of shape any more.” Mr. Peters said, eyeing the doll.
"I don't mind, I bet I can fix her,” Billy said brightly. “How's fifty dollars sound?”
Mr. Peters snorted. Dave cast Billy a scowl. “You cant be serious!”
“Fine by me,” Mr. Peters said with a shrug. “You boys finish that last stall. I'll be back in a bit.”
As soon as Mr. Peters left, Dave turned on Billy. “What the hell's wrong with you? You are really going to buy a broken … fuck toy?”
Billy shied back a bit. “Her name's Claudia, and I'm going to fix her up. I think she's pretty.”
Pointing a finger at him, Dave stated, “You realize the ribbing you'll take if you take that thing back to your apartment? Billy, you already get picked on, the last thing you need is full harassment! That's what will happen if anyone sees it. You know that, don't you?”
Shying back, Billy said, “I'll keep Claudia hidden.”
“You are nuts!” Dave spat. “How are you going to even get it inside?”
“I can carry her.” Billy said defensively.
Dave let out a huff. “I want nothing to do with it! You take that thing and you're on your own.” He angrily began scooping up more hay to fill the cart.
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Dave and Billy finished cleaning the stalls. Mr. Peters came in with a colorful blanket folded over his arm. He inspected the stalls, then gave them their money as he said, “Thanks boys, this helped me out a lot. Don't have the energy to do stuff like that any more.”
Dave noticed he got a hundred dollars, Billy only got 50. “Mr. Peters, it was a hundred each, right?”
Mr. Peters nodded, then waved to the corner and said, “Yeah, and Billy here paid fifty for Claudia.”
He then handed Billy the blanket. “This is Claudia's. You best wrap her up in it before you move her. Don't know if anything's real looseon her.”
“Thanks, Mr. Peters!” Billy beamed and ran over to wrap Claudia in her blanket.
Dave asked in a sarcastic tone. “Feel good about fleecing Billy out of fifty bucks?”
Mr. Peters eyed him. “I didn't do anything. He offered to buy her. Maybe he'll be happy with her.”
Dave pocketed his money and went over to watch Billy lay Claudia in the floor, then roll her to wrap the blanket around her. He had a hard time picking her up over his shoulder, but Dave didn't help.
Getting to the car, Billy opened the door and in shifting Claudia into a bride's carry, a hand fell out of the blanket. Seeing Billy couldn't reach it, Dave tossed the hand in and shut the door.
Dave got in the driver's side and started the car. As he pulled out, the radio came on with Shania Twain.
'I'm keeping you forever and for always, We will be together for always...'
Dave turned the radio off. “I hate country music.” he grumbled, being mad at Billy.
“It wasn't that bad,” Billy said.
“And don't change my station any more,” Dave grumbled.
“I didn't touch your radio,” Billy replied.
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Driving back to their apartment building, Dave found his worst nightmare. Three football players were sitting on the steps, drinking beers and laughing at something.“Great, the fun starts now,” he grumbled.
Parking in the lot, Dave pointed to the side door of the building near the dumpster. “We'll go in that way.”
Billy struggled out of the car and got Claudia back into a bride's carry. He looked at the hand on the floor. Dave snapped it up and put it on the doll's lap. “Ahh, Dave, the stairs to the dumpster are kinda narrow. We should go in the front.”
Dave eyed him. “You see who was in front and getting drunk? Jake and his buds from the football team. Trust me, you want to go in the side door.”
Billy winced, “I'll never make it up those stairs.” He turned and headed for the front of the building.
“Do you remember what you're carrying?” Dave asked harshly.
“She's covered up,” Billy countered.
Dave let out a huff. Being in a good mood, when they got to the steps, the boys drinking all got up to let them pass. Jake, the 230 pound mass of muscle then frowned. “Is that a hand?” he asked, staring at the hand on the blanket.
Meekly, Billy said, “Yeah, Claudia lost her hand getting her in the car.”
Dave face planted.
“Claudia?” The bushy haired boy that also bore a hefty frame asked, eyeing Billy.
Jake then lifted the top folds of the blanket. He chuckled. “Geek boy got his own sex toy, she's even a blonde!”
Laughter broke out, as Dave was expecting.
“Hey, at least he figured out how to get some!” another boy laughed.
“Guys,” Dave grumbled. Like he didn't see this coming.
Jake let out another laugh, then raised his hand, “Hey guys! Not Geek-boy's fault! This is probably the closest he'd ever get to getting laid!”
They burst out laughing harder. One boy dropped his beer in his mirth.
Dave got the door and pulled Billy inside. Closing of the loudest of their mirth, he frowned at Billy. “You just HAD to come in the front, didn't you? You know how fast that's going to spread around?”
Meekly, Billy said, “But those stairs were too narrow.”
“Go,” Dave grumbled.
Getting Billy into his apartment, Dave waited as Billy gently laid Claudia on the floor and rolled her out of the blanket. The first thing Dave noted was she smelled like barn.She was dirty, had some rips in her, her right had had fallen off and her head looked to be all but falling off.
“And you paid money then got picked on, for this,” Dave said sadly.
“I'll fix her,” Billy said firmly.
“Yeah, OK. I gotta go, don't forget we have to go early tomorrow to get tickets for the game. See ya later.”
“Yeah, later,” Billy agreed as he looked at the loose hand and tried to fit it back in place. It went into place, but didn't stay. He got it, superglue!Holding her hand, Billy noted the nice rise in her chest. Reaching up, he petted the shape of her boob. It was soft. He then petted her dirty cheek. “Don't worry, Claudia, You are real pretty, and I'm going to fix you up good.”
The radio on the kitchen counter came on with a snappy song '...And we can build this dream together, standing strong forever, nothin's gonna stop us now...'
Billy hummed with the happy music, paying attention to Claudia. He blushed, he had to undress her to clean her up. He was happy with that, and took his time to clean her good and noted where he had to fix her as he listened to music.
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Dave had a date with a cheerleader. Amy was slim and pretty with strawberry blonde hair that went halfway down her back. While she wasn't a 'normal' girlfriend, he did get his share from her, and being supple, she showed him sex positions he didn't think was possible. His mood did dim when after they sat down to eat, she grew a crooked grin and said, “I heard Geek-boy Billy got a girlfriend?”
Dave rolled his eyes. “Ughhh. I suppose everyone knows about that now?”
“Oh yeah,” Amy said smoothly. “What I can't understand is you were with him when he got it?”
Dave hung his head and told her the story about the job to clean the barn. Of course, she picked up on the most embarrassing part. “Wow, he named her Claudia?”
“Old man Peters said that was her name. The doll belonged to his brother. I guess he died a while back.” Dave explained.
“So, it's an old one.”
Dave nodded. “And not in the best shape, dirty and smells like barn. Billy insisted on keeping it. He even paid for it.”
With a snort, Amy said, “Billy has to be hard up to do something like that.”
“I think he lost his mind,” Dave said firmly. “Even if he wanted one of those, why grab a worn out, smelly and dirty one? I mean, a hand fell off it before we got it to the car.”
Amy laughed. “He'd be better off renting a street hooker. He could also ask Betty or Tina, I know they both hook on the side and at least they are real. Hell, I'm sure either one of them would agree to be a regular for him. Even having a paid girl he'd be happier getting regular sex. I know Tina would clean his place for extra cash too. She could go over, do him and his apartment. I can give him her number if he wants.”
Dave shrugged and waved a hand. “I don't get him. I told him he'd catch hell, but he didn't seem to care. We didn't even get inside before Jake and his buds found out. They laughed so hard, Greg dropped his beer.” Pausing, he looked at Amy again. “Say, you wouldn't want to do a weekly thing at my place, would you?”
Amy grinned. “What's it worth to ya?”
“I only have a small allowance. How's a hundred a week, on Saturdays?”
Amy thought, then said, “Sundays, and you give me rides to and from school. You buy the rubbers.”
Dave smiled. “Suddenly, I'm looking forward to Saturdays.”
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Billy had a good sleep that night, filled with dreams of him and Claudia making out by a pond, walking through a park with their arm around each other, and plenty of hugging and kissing. When he woke up in the morning, he had a raging boner. He also felt weight beside him.
Turning over, he saw Claudia was beside him under the covers. Reaching out under the covers to touch her, he felt she was naked. Billy swore after he had glued her hand and rips together, he'd left her sitting on the couch, but she was right here. In the kitchen, soft music was playing.
'Do that to be one more time, I can never get enough of a man like you...'
Leaning up on an elbow, he tipped her head towards him and kissed her. He swore she kissed him back.Kissing, he slipped up on top of her. Yes, this was fantastic!
'Oh baby, do that to me once again...'
This was the best day of his life!
Billy got up and dressed, pausing to kiss Claudia again. Not wanting to put her ruined clothes back on her, he put her in his white dress shirt. Damn, she looked so sexy in that! Billy carried her to the kitchen area and sat her at the table. He found a comb and combed her hair gently,
taking to her.
“You are looking much better now sweetie. I do have to buy you some clothes, not that you don't look fantastic in my shirt. I want you to have some nice things.” He got her hair combed and kissed her forehead then smiled at her. He was getting breakfast, OJ and a couple poptarts when someone knocked at the door.
Billy answered it. It was Dave. “Hey Dave!” he said happily, “Come on in, come see Claudia!”
Dave came in and saw Claudia sitting up at the table, hands out in front of her. He stared, then scrutinized her. “Wow, she looks great and even smells good!” In fact, if Dave didn't know better, she looked like a real woman. “You really
did fix her good. Great job!”
“Told you I would!” Billy beamed.
“If I didn't see it, I wouldn't believe it,” Dave stated. “You about ready to go? The ticket line gets long, fast.”
Billy nodded, downed his juice and carried his poptarts with him. Passing Claudia, he paused and gave her a kiss.
Dave noted this. As they went out, he prodded, “Billy, you know she's not real, right?”
“She is.” Billy replied. “She's just not human.”
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Although they got in line early, there were still 20 people already there, waiting their turn. Still, it was better than over a hundred already in line. Dave stood just ahead of Billy in line. The guy in front of him was another track and field participant like Dave was.
He turned. “Hey Dave!” he greeted, then looked behind him. “Geek-boy? Dave, you're hanging out with him? You know he's got one of those sex toys.”
Billy frowned and leaned over to say, “Her name's Claudia, and she's not a toy.”
Dave face planted again as a few guys laughed. “Billy, just … shut up will you!”
“But she's not,” Billy insisted.
A guy behind them said, “He just doesn't like silicone boobs, he wants them ALL silicone!”
Another guy started singing 'Barbie girl' in a falsetto voice.
The comments and laughing kept on.Worse yet, some of these were Dave's classmates and friends. The teasing was so bad, Dave grabbed Billy and dragged him out of linebefore he ended up punching someone.
Getting back in his car, Dave turned on Billy. “Thanks a lot! I always wanted to get laughed out of line! How about if you learn to SAY NOTHING if anyone teases you?”
Looking like he was about to cry, Billy weakly said, “But, Claudia's nice, they just don't know her like I do.”
Dave frowned and took them back to the apartment. All the way back and retreating to his own apartment, Dave knew he had to do something before Billy was harassed right out of college. He decided to call Amy and ask for her help.
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.Amy agreed to help. Yes, she would take Billy out on a date (no touching!) to show him what a night out with a real girl was like. Before she met with Dave, she called Jake to help give Billy a reason to start seeing real girls.
Dave arrived with Amy at Billy's place.
Billy let them in and motioned to Claudia who was sitting at the table hands out in front of her, facing them. “I got her those bracelets today, I think they look nice.”
Dave looked, Amy slipped by him. “They do look nice, those aren't real diamonds on that ring, are they?” she asked Billy, casting him her best smile.
Billy blushed. “Ah, no, I can't afford anything like that.”
Casting him a shy smile, she assured him, “It's the thought that matters. Say, I don't have a date tonight. Why don't you come with me? Dave is coming too.” Quietly she added, “We can lose him later.”
Billy blushed again. “I ahhh.”
“OH come on!” Amy coaxed. “How often do you get out? We'll only be a couple hours, I'm sure Claudia will still be here when we get back.”
Dave added, “Yeah, Billy, you hardly ever get out. Come on!” He then grabbed Billy by the arm and towed him for the door.
“But...” Billy protested.
“No butts! You're going out with us,” Dave insisted.
Quickly Billy said, “Lock the door!”
“I'll get it!” Amy called. She waited for the boys to leave then said, “OK silicone fake, you get yours tonight.” She then paused. Claudia's eyes had moved to look right at her. Her brows were also furrowed. Suddenly the radio came on, volume at full blast.
'This is not your party, so get out while you can! Cause you're ain't woman enough to take my man!' The radio then stopped.
The sudden loud noise made Amy squeak and jump back. She glared at Claudia. “Freaky Bitch!” she spatand ran out. She also made sure the door was unlocked behind her.
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Dave drove his Camaro to the farm, parking near the old barn.
Getting out of the car, Bully adjusted his black plastic framed glasses and said,”It's doesn't look too bad.”Dave looked towards the house. “Here comes Mr. Peters.”
The old man walked over to the boys.“Come in, I'll show you what I want.”
Just inside the barn were a rack of tools. Mr. Peters motioned as he spoke. “I need you guys to clean out these stalled here. Pitchforks, shoves, floor brooms, are all over here. Over there's the cart. Toss all the hay and debris into the cart then take it out in back of the barn and dump it in that shallow place outside. If the stuff piles up, no big deal. I'm getting some new livestock for the nephew this next week, and I need these stalls cleaned out.”
“You got it, Mr. Peters,” Dave said and brought the cart over to the first stall.
Billy grabbed a pair of pitchforks and gave Dave one. They got to work tossing old hay into the cart.
They worked at it a while, then Billy screamed and flailed.
Dave watched him flail back and bump into the wall. Wide eyed, Billy pointed and yelled, “It's a body!”
Stepping closer to where Billy was pointing, Dave eyed the woman figure Billy had partially uncovered. He saw the tangled blonde hair and the blank face and one shoulder.The cloth of her shoulder was ripped, but so was the shoulder itself. Not all the way through, but deep enough Dave saw metal underneath.
He let out a relieved chuckle. “It's fake, some kind of manikin,” he said with a grin. “Billy, she's not real.”
Billy paused his frightened panting and came a bit closer. “Sure looks real.”
“It's not. Help me clear the hay away so we can get it in the cart.” Dave said.
Billy went over and lifted the form up, Dave cleared hay and debris from around it. As he lifted the form up, the head tilted his way. He looked into the sky blue eyes, then at the full chest and slender arms.
“Hey, loverboy, need help getting it up?” Dave chided.
Billy blinked and looked at Dave.“She's beautiful. We can't just throw her away like trash.
”It's broke,” Dave said flatly.
Billy pulled the woman shape up and dragged it out of the stall and sat her gently in the corner. He eyed her a moment, then went back to cleaning out the stall.
Dave shook his head and went back to work too.They got one stall cleaned out, and had the next one mostly finished when Mr. Peters came out to see how they were doing. He checked the first stall, then eyed their progress on the second one.
:Nice job so far boys,” he said happily.
Dave only replied with a “thanks”
Billy pointed to the corner and asked, “Did you want to keep her?”
Mr. Peters looked back confused. His eyes settled on the doll propped up in the corner. “No, got no use for her.”
“Then can I have her?” Billy asked quickly. “I'll even pay you for her.”
Dave cast Billy a look of shock.
Mr. Peters grinned at Billy. “I take it you want Claudia? I'd forgotten she was in here.”
“Her name's Claudia?” Billy asked eagerly.
“Yup. Used to belong to my brother. He died a while back. Claudia's not in the best of shape any more.” Mr. Peters said, eyeing the doll.
"I don't mind, I bet I can fix her,” Billy said brightly. “How's fifty dollars sound?”
Mr. Peters snorted. Dave cast Billy a scowl. “You cant be serious!”
“Fine by me,” Mr. Peters said with a shrug. “You boys finish that last stall. I'll be back in a bit.”
As soon as Mr. Peters left, Dave turned on Billy. “What the hell's wrong with you? You are really going to buy a broken … fuck toy?”
Billy shied back a bit. “Her name's Claudia, and I'm going to fix her up. I think she's pretty.”
Pointing a finger at him, Dave stated, “You realize the ribbing you'll take if you take that thing back to your apartment? Billy, you already get picked on, the last thing you need is full harassment! That's what will happen if anyone sees it. You know that, don't you?”
Shying back, Billy said, “I'll keep Claudia hidden.”
“You are nuts!” Dave spat. “How are you going to even get it inside?”
“I can carry her.” Billy said defensively.
Dave let out a huff. “I want nothing to do with it! You take that thing and you're on your own.” He angrily began scooping up more hay to fill the cart.
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Dave and Billy finished cleaning the stalls. Mr. Peters came in with a colorful blanket folded over his arm. He inspected the stalls, then gave them their money as he said, “Thanks boys, this helped me out a lot. Don't have the energy to do stuff like that any more.”
Dave noticed he got a hundred dollars, Billy only got 50. “Mr. Peters, it was a hundred each, right?”
Mr. Peters nodded, then waved to the corner and said, “Yeah, and Billy here paid fifty for Claudia.”
He then handed Billy the blanket. “This is Claudia's. You best wrap her up in it before you move her. Don't know if anything's real looseon her.”
“Thanks, Mr. Peters!” Billy beamed and ran over to wrap Claudia in her blanket.
Dave asked in a sarcastic tone. “Feel good about fleecing Billy out of fifty bucks?”
Mr. Peters eyed him. “I didn't do anything. He offered to buy her. Maybe he'll be happy with her.”
Dave pocketed his money and went over to watch Billy lay Claudia in the floor, then roll her to wrap the blanket around her. He had a hard time picking her up over his shoulder, but Dave didn't help.
Getting to the car, Billy opened the door and in shifting Claudia into a bride's carry, a hand fell out of the blanket. Seeing Billy couldn't reach it, Dave tossed the hand in and shut the door.
Dave got in the driver's side and started the car. As he pulled out, the radio came on with Shania Twain.
'I'm keeping you forever and for always, We will be together for always...'
Dave turned the radio off. “I hate country music.” he grumbled, being mad at Billy.
“It wasn't that bad,” Billy said.
“And don't change my station any more,” Dave grumbled.
“I didn't touch your radio,” Billy replied.
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Driving back to their apartment building, Dave found his worst nightmare. Three football players were sitting on the steps, drinking beers and laughing at something.“Great, the fun starts now,” he grumbled.
Parking in the lot, Dave pointed to the side door of the building near the dumpster. “We'll go in that way.”
Billy struggled out of the car and got Claudia back into a bride's carry. He looked at the hand on the floor. Dave snapped it up and put it on the doll's lap. “Ahh, Dave, the stairs to the dumpster are kinda narrow. We should go in the front.”
Dave eyed him. “You see who was in front and getting drunk? Jake and his buds from the football team. Trust me, you want to go in the side door.”
Billy winced, “I'll never make it up those stairs.” He turned and headed for the front of the building.
“Do you remember what you're carrying?” Dave asked harshly.
“She's covered up,” Billy countered.
Dave let out a huff. Being in a good mood, when they got to the steps, the boys drinking all got up to let them pass. Jake, the 230 pound mass of muscle then frowned. “Is that a hand?” he asked, staring at the hand on the blanket.
Meekly, Billy said, “Yeah, Claudia lost her hand getting her in the car.”
Dave face planted.
“Claudia?” The bushy haired boy that also bore a hefty frame asked, eyeing Billy.
Jake then lifted the top folds of the blanket. He chuckled. “Geek boy got his own sex toy, she's even a blonde!”
Laughter broke out, as Dave was expecting.
“Hey, at least he figured out how to get some!” another boy laughed.
“Guys,” Dave grumbled. Like he didn't see this coming.
Jake let out another laugh, then raised his hand, “Hey guys! Not Geek-boy's fault! This is probably the closest he'd ever get to getting laid!”
They burst out laughing harder. One boy dropped his beer in his mirth.
Dave got the door and pulled Billy inside. Closing of the loudest of their mirth, he frowned at Billy. “You just HAD to come in the front, didn't you? You know how fast that's going to spread around?”
Meekly, Billy said, “But those stairs were too narrow.”
“Go,” Dave grumbled.
Getting Billy into his apartment, Dave waited as Billy gently laid Claudia on the floor and rolled her out of the blanket. The first thing Dave noted was she smelled like barn.She was dirty, had some rips in her, her right had had fallen off and her head looked to be all but falling off.
“And you paid money then got picked on, for this,” Dave said sadly.
“I'll fix her,” Billy said firmly.
“Yeah, OK. I gotta go, don't forget we have to go early tomorrow to get tickets for the game. See ya later.”
“Yeah, later,” Billy agreed as he looked at the loose hand and tried to fit it back in place. It went into place, but didn't stay. He got it, superglue!Holding her hand, Billy noted the nice rise in her chest. Reaching up, he petted the shape of her boob. It was soft. He then petted her dirty cheek. “Don't worry, Claudia, You are real pretty, and I'm going to fix you up good.”
The radio on the kitchen counter came on with a snappy song '...And we can build this dream together, standing strong forever, nothin's gonna stop us now...'
Billy hummed with the happy music, paying attention to Claudia. He blushed, he had to undress her to clean her up. He was happy with that, and took his time to clean her good and noted where he had to fix her as he listened to music.
.
Dave had a date with a cheerleader. Amy was slim and pretty with strawberry blonde hair that went halfway down her back. While she wasn't a 'normal' girlfriend, he did get his share from her, and being supple, she showed him sex positions he didn't think was possible. His mood did dim when after they sat down to eat, she grew a crooked grin and said, “I heard Geek-boy Billy got a girlfriend?”
Dave rolled his eyes. “Ughhh. I suppose everyone knows about that now?”
“Oh yeah,” Amy said smoothly. “What I can't understand is you were with him when he got it?”
Dave hung his head and told her the story about the job to clean the barn. Of course, she picked up on the most embarrassing part. “Wow, he named her Claudia?”
“Old man Peters said that was her name. The doll belonged to his brother. I guess he died a while back.” Dave explained.
“So, it's an old one.”
Dave nodded. “And not in the best shape, dirty and smells like barn. Billy insisted on keeping it. He even paid for it.”
With a snort, Amy said, “Billy has to be hard up to do something like that.”
“I think he lost his mind,” Dave said firmly. “Even if he wanted one of those, why grab a worn out, smelly and dirty one? I mean, a hand fell off it before we got it to the car.”
Amy laughed. “He'd be better off renting a street hooker. He could also ask Betty or Tina, I know they both hook on the side and at least they are real. Hell, I'm sure either one of them would agree to be a regular for him. Even having a paid girl he'd be happier getting regular sex. I know Tina would clean his place for extra cash too. She could go over, do him and his apartment. I can give him her number if he wants.”
Dave shrugged and waved a hand. “I don't get him. I told him he'd catch hell, but he didn't seem to care. We didn't even get inside before Jake and his buds found out. They laughed so hard, Greg dropped his beer.” Pausing, he looked at Amy again. “Say, you wouldn't want to do a weekly thing at my place, would you?”
Amy grinned. “What's it worth to ya?”
“I only have a small allowance. How's a hundred a week, on Saturdays?”
Amy thought, then said, “Sundays, and you give me rides to and from school. You buy the rubbers.”
Dave smiled. “Suddenly, I'm looking forward to Saturdays.”
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Billy had a good sleep that night, filled with dreams of him and Claudia making out by a pond, walking through a park with their arm around each other, and plenty of hugging and kissing. When he woke up in the morning, he had a raging boner. He also felt weight beside him.
Turning over, he saw Claudia was beside him under the covers. Reaching out under the covers to touch her, he felt she was naked. Billy swore after he had glued her hand and rips together, he'd left her sitting on the couch, but she was right here. In the kitchen, soft music was playing.
'Do that to be one more time, I can never get enough of a man like you...'
Leaning up on an elbow, he tipped her head towards him and kissed her. He swore she kissed him back.Kissing, he slipped up on top of her. Yes, this was fantastic!
'Oh baby, do that to me once again...'
This was the best day of his life!
Billy got up and dressed, pausing to kiss Claudia again. Not wanting to put her ruined clothes back on her, he put her in his white dress shirt. Damn, she looked so sexy in that! Billy carried her to the kitchen area and sat her at the table. He found a comb and combed her hair gently,
taking to her.
“You are looking much better now sweetie. I do have to buy you some clothes, not that you don't look fantastic in my shirt. I want you to have some nice things.” He got her hair combed and kissed her forehead then smiled at her. He was getting breakfast, OJ and a couple poptarts when someone knocked at the door.
Billy answered it. It was Dave. “Hey Dave!” he said happily, “Come on in, come see Claudia!”
Dave came in and saw Claudia sitting up at the table, hands out in front of her. He stared, then scrutinized her. “Wow, she looks great and even smells good!” In fact, if Dave didn't know better, she looked like a real woman. “You really
did fix her good. Great job!”
“Told you I would!” Billy beamed.
“If I didn't see it, I wouldn't believe it,” Dave stated. “You about ready to go? The ticket line gets long, fast.”
Billy nodded, downed his juice and carried his poptarts with him. Passing Claudia, he paused and gave her a kiss.
Dave noted this. As they went out, he prodded, “Billy, you know she's not real, right?”
“She is.” Billy replied. “She's just not human.”
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Although they got in line early, there were still 20 people already there, waiting their turn. Still, it was better than over a hundred already in line. Dave stood just ahead of Billy in line. The guy in front of him was another track and field participant like Dave was.
He turned. “Hey Dave!” he greeted, then looked behind him. “Geek-boy? Dave, you're hanging out with him? You know he's got one of those sex toys.”
Billy frowned and leaned over to say, “Her name's Claudia, and she's not a toy.”
Dave face planted again as a few guys laughed. “Billy, just … shut up will you!”
“But she's not,” Billy insisted.
A guy behind them said, “He just doesn't like silicone boobs, he wants them ALL silicone!”
Another guy started singing 'Barbie girl' in a falsetto voice.
The comments and laughing kept on.Worse yet, some of these were Dave's classmates and friends. The teasing was so bad, Dave grabbed Billy and dragged him out of linebefore he ended up punching someone.
Getting back in his car, Dave turned on Billy. “Thanks a lot! I always wanted to get laughed out of line! How about if you learn to SAY NOTHING if anyone teases you?”
Looking like he was about to cry, Billy weakly said, “But, Claudia's nice, they just don't know her like I do.”
Dave frowned and took them back to the apartment. All the way back and retreating to his own apartment, Dave knew he had to do something before Billy was harassed right out of college. He decided to call Amy and ask for her help.
.
.Amy agreed to help. Yes, she would take Billy out on a date (no touching!) to show him what a night out with a real girl was like. Before she met with Dave, she called Jake to help give Billy a reason to start seeing real girls.
Dave arrived with Amy at Billy's place.
Billy let them in and motioned to Claudia who was sitting at the table hands out in front of her, facing them. “I got her those bracelets today, I think they look nice.”
Dave looked, Amy slipped by him. “They do look nice, those aren't real diamonds on that ring, are they?” she asked Billy, casting him her best smile.
Billy blushed. “Ah, no, I can't afford anything like that.”
Casting him a shy smile, she assured him, “It's the thought that matters. Say, I don't have a date tonight. Why don't you come with me? Dave is coming too.” Quietly she added, “We can lose him later.”
Billy blushed again. “I ahhh.”
“OH come on!” Amy coaxed. “How often do you get out? We'll only be a couple hours, I'm sure Claudia will still be here when we get back.”
Dave added, “Yeah, Billy, you hardly ever get out. Come on!” He then grabbed Billy by the arm and towed him for the door.
“But...” Billy protested.
“No butts! You're going out with us,” Dave insisted.
Quickly Billy said, “Lock the door!”
“I'll get it!” Amy called. She waited for the boys to leave then said, “OK silicone fake, you get yours tonight.” She then paused. Claudia's eyes had moved to look right at her. Her brows were also furrowed. Suddenly the radio came on, volume at full blast.
'This is not your party, so get out while you can! Cause you're ain't woman enough to take my man!' The radio then stopped.
The sudden loud noise made Amy squeak and jump back. She glared at Claudia. “Freaky Bitch!” she spatand ran out. She also made sure the door was unlocked behind her.
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