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New UK law regarding short dolls.???

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#1 • Tuesday at 8:54 PM • 173 views
I have absolutely no idea if there’s any truth in this at all but I thought it worth a mention. According to a post on Reddit today a law has recently been passed making it ILLEGAL to own a doll under 148 cm in the UK. Previously of course it was only illegal to import a shorter doll but not to own one. I doubt this can be correct as there would have been far more publicity surrounding any such law change but you just never know. This doesn’t affect most of us anyway as far as I know (as of course we have tall / adult dolls) but it never hurts to keep track of this sort of thing………
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#2 • Tuesday at 9:25 PM • 170 views
It’s a silly law really, because there are many of us at this height or even shorter who are clearly mature adult women. But there are also dolls above this height who look very young. But for quite some time, it has been accepted that you shouldn’t import a Doll below 147cm in height in the UK, even though it has been no actual law until now it would seem. Once again, the matter has not been researched properly. But I suppose that’s typical of the UK government.
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#3 • Tuesday at 10:01 PM • 165 views
Sounds like nonsense to me - this would make Action Man, Barbie and Sindy illegal to name but a few! Well all girls toy dolls are well under 148cm, frequently under 30cm!
My girls!
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#4 • Tuesday at 10:04 PM • 163 views
Pyroc said:
Sounds like nonsense to me - this would make Action Man, Barbie and Sindy illegal to name but a few! Well all girls toy dolls are well under 148cm, frequently under 30cm!

I think it’s a Law that pertains only to dolls that have clearly been designed for a ‘specific purpose’ 😁
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#5 • Wednesday at 7:12 AM • 147 views
Blaze said:
I think it’s a Law that pertains only to dolls that have clearly been designed for a ‘specific purpose’ 😁

Yes exactly it only applies to “functional” dolls
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#6 • Wednesday at 7:24 AM • 144 views
That’s nonsense, as there would be thousands of model railways going in the bin , after all model people are only small dolls , any way what would happen to pretty little me 😁

Carly xxx
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#7 • Wednesday at 7:47 AM • 141 views
Howdy,

It would need more than being on Reddit for me to believe it. There is lots of b0ll0cks on Reddit.

Personally, I wish the establishment would just eff off and stop meddling in people’s lives and actually start serving the people for once. If I had the power (like He-Man), I’d burn down the houses or parliament, the houses of Lords, the Monarchy, the woke Church of England, the judiciary, the BBC and most of the civil service. If the establishment really gave a sh!t about kids, why didn’t they stop those Pakistani Muslim r&pe gangs!? Why didn’t they stop Jimmy Saville!?

I honestly don’t give a stuff if someone has a small sex doll, it’s just a toy, people need to keep things in perspective (but absolutely, if they were a child diddler they should have the death penalty.)

Cheers,

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#8 • Wednesday at 8:46 AM • 136 views
Hunt the Shunt said:
Howdy, It would need more than being on Reddit for me to believe it. There is lots of b0ll0cks on Reddit. Personally, I wish the establishment would just eff off and stop meddling in people’s lives and actually start serving the people for once. If I had the power (like He-Man), I’d burn down the houses or parliament, the houses of Lords, the Monarchy, the woke Church of England, the judiciary, ...

Jed would probably bring the petrol and the matches for you to burn 🔥 it all down. He completely agrees with you.
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#9 • Wednesday at 9:06 AM • 133 views
Hunt the Shunt said:
Howdy, It would need more than being on Reddit for me to believe it. There is lots of b0ll0cks on Reddit. Personally, I wish the establishment would just eff off and stop meddling in people’s lives and actually start serving the people for once. If I had the power (like He-Man), I’d burn down the houses or parliament, the houses of Lords, the Monarchy, the woke Church of England, the judiciary, ...

Here you go.
https://www.gov.uk/government/news/new-law-to-ban-depraved-child-like-sexual-abuse-dolls
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#10 • Wednesday at 11:19 AM • 122 views
☹️ that’s me done then

Carly xx☹️
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#11 • Wednesday at 11:32 AM • 118 views
Carly said:
☹️ that’s me done then Carly xx☹️

Well, I read the government website and it didn’t specify a minimum height. It just said sex dolls that were clearly children. So, you could be okay, Carly.
Let’s hope so 🤞 🙏
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#12 • Wednesday at 2:13 PM • 108 views
spice74 said:
Here you go. https://www.gov.uk/government/news/new-law-to-ban-depraved-child-like-sexual-abuse-dolls

Thanks for that.

More proof we are run by imbeciles.

How does anyone sexually abuse a doll, it’s a toy. Might as well say people are sexually abusing their onaholes or dildos.

Also, I doubt we have any child like dolls in the UK anymore since they’ve been banned for like a good decade. No one makes dolls in the UK. I reckon the MP sponsoring this has watched too much sh!t on social media, done zero research, and thinks we have the same toys in the UK that they have in Japan (which is regarded as being a safe country for women and children - probably safer than the UK.)

No children will be protected by this bill.

This is the MP sponsoring this bill:
(I had to delete this political poster, no politics on the site, even if I agree with it) Story
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#13 • Wednesday at 4:27 PM • 102 views
Hunt the Shunt said:
Thanks for that. More proof we are run by imbeciles. How does anyone sexually abuse a doll, it’s a toy. Might as well say people are sexually abusing their onaholes or dildos. Also, I doubt we have any child like dolls in the UK anymore since they’ve been banned for like a good decade. No one makes dolls in the UK. I reckon the MP sponsoring this has watched too much sh!t on social media, done ...

Yeah well, it’s obvious why she voted against those things. But I’d better not get too political or talk about religion!
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#14 • Wednesday at 6:51 PM • 91 views
We’ve been told it could be neadle and thread , but Charmaine says it’s her rights 🧑🏽

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#15 • Wednesday at 9:06 PM • 76 views
Carly said:
We’ve been told it could be neadle and thread , but Charmaine says it’s her rights 🧑🏽 Carly xxx

Sorry, Carly, you’ll have to explain that one to me? 🤔
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#16 • Wednesday at 11:37 PM • 64 views
To be honest lots have there dolls for one thing and that is loneliness, that bill would put suicide high on the list, and mental health for many, that they really can't deal with in these times.

Just the worry of maybe just owing a doll due to loneliness, would very much increase that and mental health and really needs a good thinking about, by many that know a lot more about dolls and how they can fix loneliness, and mental health troubles, not some Woman that has a brain of a small water biscuit.

It's my guess that it is more about stopping the manufacture of said dolls, to do that you need to have no market for them, no market the said dolls don't get made, don't think it's much about what is here right now, if it's really not legal you may have some worry, when something was deemed to be legal at one time, you can't just take it without full compensation.

I don't see a short Teddy Babe being deemed not legal, after all Love Honey sold them here in the UK for many years and all were happy to profit from it including the UK Gov: Lady-J
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#17 • Wednesday at 11:50 PM • 60 views
If true, then what probably comes next is groups of UK women under 148cm start campaigning and filing a discrimination law suit against UK gov ;)
And yes I also know men who have (adult) girlfriends under 148cm
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#18 • Yesterday at 1:06 AM • 55 views
Ragnar said:
If true, then what probably comes next is groups of UK women under 148cm start campaigning and filing a discrimination law suit against UK gov ;) And yes I also know men who have (adult) girlfriends under 148cm

I have had girlfriends who were under 148 cm, and others who were just friends.
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#19 • Yesterday at 1:11 AM • 54 views
Carly said:
We’ve been told it could be neadle and thread , but Charmaine says it’s her rights 🧑🏽 Carly xxx

I think you should be OK Carly. You may be short but in no way do you look like a human child.
Although if you are really worried, I suppose you could take that needle and thread and add some more plush to your legs making them longer.😆
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#20 • Yesterday at 2:19 AM • 51 views
Hiya all,

Don’t worry. I’ve got this. If they try to do anything I’m going to spank their sorry backsides into infinity and beyond! 😆

Seriously though. How bizarre that simply buying/having the wrong toy, and not having harmed anyone in your entire life, could get you a worse sentence than some of the horrible criminals out there. Absolutely raving bonkers. The world is mad.

Lots of love from Miss K,

XOXO
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#21 • 20 hours ago • 44 views
I have a suspicion that the authorities keep the actual height / young looking law and precise attributes deliberately vague , so they can retain sufficient flexibility to take necessary action if they need to but avoid a significant backlash when there’s not really a problem.
Proving “young looking “ is very subjective and not a precise specific.
“Under 148cm” is something tangible that can be measured.
Typically of our government they want something they can use to their advantage when it suits them but don’t want it to be a problem when it doesn’t!
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#22 • 19 hours ago • 40 views
Once again, another stupid leftist government decision that is ignorant and uninformed, made without any research or discussion with those who might actually know something about this subject, and mental health benefits of owning dolls.
Mind you, if the previous di*k**ad who was Prime Minister, was still in power, he’d be talking to dolls to ask if any of them wanted to launch an abuse case against their owners!
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#23 • 19 hours ago • 35 views
Well Bobby and i are thinking these are specially made dolls, nothing like us, and probably only available on the dark web.

No normal Doll maker would make dolls created for certain characters. But this Government do come out with ridiculous and crazy ideas!
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#24 • 18 hours ago • 30 views
Hiya,

A good word that applies to 99% of MPs (you see, I’m not being political, I’m being apolitical 🙂):

nincompoop
A nincompoop is a foolish, stupid, or silly person who lacks good judgment or common sense

I always wonder what happened to this country. Just over a 100 years ago, the British Empire was at its peak, the empire where the sun never set, and now Britain is a laughing stock. Curiously (and I am a lady) something else happened just over 100 years ago, women were allowed to vote 😆.

Lots of love from Miss K,

XOXO
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#25 • 18 hours ago • 25 views
A while back I had a funny thought.

If we were being invaded by lots of beautiful black sub-Saharan African girls, men would be all for it (I know I would 😆) but the women would be outraged and the dinghies would stop unbelievably fast.
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