OK. So I went to this party last night.
I got all dolled up because I am thinking there might be some good looking guys there.
So I am just standing there and this guy comes up behind me and asks me if I want to dance.
Well, I always want to think the best of people but he looked kind of cheesy to me.
So I told him I want to dance with him, but I can't because my feet hurt. That I had stepped on some bolts in my bare feet earlier that day.
But he wouldn't give up. He said his name was Wallace.
Then he told me he was famous. Said he starred in a few movies. I said uh huh, OK.
Then he says, "No really. Mel Gibson played me."
I looked at him and said, "You don't look anything like Mel Gibson"
And he looks back at me, paused, and said, "Oh, come on. Be brave. Have a heart."
I couldn't. If it was Mel, it would be different.