It all started at the beginning of 2021 when Chito, a Smart doll Chitose Multiverse arrived. On her arrival I tried to make her feel welcome so I fed her.
A few hours later, she spoke her first words....
When I explained I didn't have anymore, she went all Lord Sugar on me
I learnt a lot in those first few days, like checking my slippers for Lego, and how stupid I look on a morning with one eyebrow. I thought I was getting a sweet elf to take pictures of and share adventures with but I just ended up with a bundle of mischief intent on tormenting me and spending my money.
Occasionally I'm allowed to take pictures and sometimes I'm told to take pictures and sometimes she takes 'elfies' with her phone.
and a few of the ones I've taken. It's important to have these in the house at all times.
I made her a guitar and asked her to play some elvish music
I think she misunderstood cos she broke out into an out of key rendition of Jailhouse Rock
No chance.