2nd September 2025
Morning all, yes its Tom cruise in drag here ( don't worry I haven't lost the plotπ― ) just a little joke between friendsπ€£π€£ good job I've got a sense of humour!
Anyway I'm running a bit late, due to unforeseen circumstances and Tom Cruise, well it's another nice looking day, but I bet it rains again later. Well I'm off tomorrow so it can rain all it likes then!
And it's my turn in the sack tonight, sorry Coco but you've been in there since Friday night. I know you are cuddly and everything, but I want a turn with Bobby.
Well Gelato sales are down at the moment, as the weather is rubbish, so we should start selling soup and toast soon and maybe warm cookie dough with a scoop of ice cream.
Anyway I better get to it and make those coffees, oh looks like Bobby has got fed up and already done it! Well bye for nowπ your Tom Cruise drag artistπ€£π€£