It's not that naughty Ickle is it?
Didn't we establish that this Toadstool character doesn't exist and that the account is just a hoax by one of the members trying to be funny?
Gawd, I can't keep up?
Hiya Mr Green,
I can't keep up either Smile.
If it isn't that naughty Ickle (he is real, Molly spanked him real hard and he went off in a huff saying he was going to end the universe) maybe it's a rat.
Not so long ago (really isn't, like 12 years,) Mr Flibble was living in a bedsit (£75 per week in South London, cheap as chips, and he was there for nearly 5 years.) Anyway, one day, they had a really bad smell coming from the lounge. Mr Flibble thought it might have been something to do with the Albanian family (who lived in one of the 3 bedrooms of this house share), but it turned out to be a rat. It had died under the floorboards. And it stank to high heaven. Took ages for the smell to go away.
I think you need to rip the floorboards up ASAP, and release the naughty scratcher Smile .
Lots of love from Miss K,
XOXO